OMFG

I found the funniest drawings ever on dev! They're of Edward, but Brie wouldn't get them yet since she hasn't read New Moon (or finished Twilight, to my knowledge). They're so freaking funny though!! There's also one making fun of Snakes on a Plane which is ridiculously funny.

Brie:

You will never read my new blog because if you do you'll think I'm crazy (bad, asylum, straight-jacket crazy). I didn't realize how strong my feelings were, and in what weird form they'd come out in. I'm happy to give you my opinions and my feelings about the book, I'll be happy to dissect the book moment for moment and give you the truth about everything. But you'll never read that blog. Sorry. Never.

I've done it!

I've created my blog and Gabrielle isn't getting at it until she reads Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and all the currently published Princess Diaries books! I actually feel a bit better. I haven't posted any epic rants yet, merely my reasons for creating the blog, but I already feel as though the weight of Edward, Jacob, and Michael's (not to mention Bella and Mia's (although I won't be too hard on poor Bella... Mia on the other hand...)) follies is being slowly lifted. It's nowhere near as good as having my own Edward (and I know I'm going to wake up in the middle of the night, crying, and missing him so much it hurts (although I've never met him and never will). Just like with all the others...), it feels... better. At least I'm sleeping at Brie's tomorrow, and discussing any part of Twilight she's gotten through/playing Guitar Hero endlessly will probably help me. Well, see you tomorrow. (And Brie, the whole thing about Edward and the waking up crying? Yes. It happens. It happened with Michael, Fang, all of them. And it'll be even worse with Edward since he's so wonderful. Depressing, huh?) Bye

Hey Again

Sorry it took me so long. God, I am so depressed right now! I mean all the books I'm reading are totally upsetting (for reasons I can't disclose/vent about right now because Brie hasn't read the books)... hmmm maybe I'll create another ventful blog that Gabrielle will never guess, then I can show it to her after she's read Twilight, New Moon, part of Eclipse, and Princess Mia! Methinks a scheme is brewing MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Okay, I'm gonna do that once I finish this post. Christmas was awesome. I got a bunch of money, two t-shirts (one from Brie, one from my mom) which I totally love and totally haven't been wearing for the past three days... lol. I also got gift cards (B&N mostly, I love me some books), an awesome hat, awesome wrist warming thingies that I love, a nice purse, some smaller luggage, and the first season of Heroes on DVD. A nice haul, no? Well, I'm off to create another blog in which to vent my feelings until such a time as is acceptable to tell Brie. See ya!

Hello World Here I Come! (Again...)

Simone's back! She didn't actually go anywhere... but she's back anyway!! I'm sure you (my fictional fans, including my fictional Edward (how ironc as Edward is, in and of himself, fictional)) have missed my psychotic rants! Oops! Gotta go, dinner. I'll continue this post really soon, like a half hour. I promise. In Edward's words "I'll never leave you again" (Boy is that a lie... me saying it. God forbid it was a lie when it came from him... multiple times...) Heh... Well, until then my love (by which I mean blog...)
-Simone (JOY!)

Gabrielle

Brie. Don't kill anybody (that includes yourself). If you do fore some (idiotic) reason, I will carry out your last wishes. But be forwarned, I will ask the mortician to bury you in a pink cocktail dress. DO NOT KILL ANYBODY. That is all.

As the world turns

*sigh* Well, I'm stressing out over history day, I have to finish a semester math review even though I know all the stuff for the midterm, I'm just... blech. I also have my period (oh joy!) which is totally helping! I mean seriously... *exhausted moan* I've been sleeping plenty, but I'm still constantly tired. In addititon to that, Corinne sat with us at lunch and she's so mean now! She used to be controlling and a bit annoying in large doses, but now, I spend one lunch with her and afterward I'm pissed and agitated, and my feelings are hurt... I know, I know, ooooh she hurt your feelings, but she's mean! I just hate this! And now my dad is being such an ass! I'm watching TV and he's being all pissy about watching it in spanish so Stephen can study when Stephen isn't even here! I'm just so angry!! I hate this so much! I have to get my history day crap done, my science teacher is an idiot, the only good part is english, where I'm doing really well, one of the best in the class. That's the only thing I'm really happy with right now. That and looking forward to Christmas. God, I can't wait! 2 weeks off from school, plus I love Christmas, I get to open all these cool presents from people who care about me. Also I'll probably get to spend some carefree time with Brie, so far I've been missing out on a lot of time with her. I didn't go to yoga since I had all this crap to do. Whatever. Just another week, then I can relax. Just one more week. Just one more week.

Hi

So my life kinda sucks... who cares? I mean it doesn't actually suck, but still. History Day sucks though. That's the year long project we get to do... And since I'm in the G.A.T.E. (Gifted and Talented Education) I'm expected to do really well... AAAAAAAAAH!!! I'm doing my project with Niki and David, but frankly I wish I'd done it by myself. It's not that I don't like Niki and David! They're some of my best friends, but David's a terrible procrastinator who, at times, seems incapable of thinking for himself, and Niki worries a lot. Neither of them are fantastic writers (like me... hahaha...) either. Niki does well at creative writing (she gets about the same grades as me in Language Arts... which would be A's and A+'s ) but she's not very good at this kind of thing. *sigh* I really don't want to think about that right now... I also have to do 70 more math problems (in addition to my regular homework) by Friday since I put it off all semester... yay.

Well, on a happier note, Brie came with me to my cousin's baby shower which was really fun. And... my book is pretty good, but I have so much to do before the new Princess Diaries book comes out! I have to finish this book, then read The Sight and Big Boned, and I still have to get Brie to read the other four Princess Diaries books! I'm watching "Fearless Planet", it's depressing. I'm going to follow suit with Gabrielle and put up my narrowed list of fictional crushes (although mine was created before hers)
1. Michael Moscovitz (Princess Diaries)
2. Fang (Maximum Ride)
3. Nawat (Trickster's Choice/Queen)
That's it for now. If I come up with any other really good ones, I'll put 'em up. Bye for now.