Ooooh, I'm Sorry. The Correct Answer Was:

I FUCKING HATE MY DAD!! He's such an asshole! I can't even describe it! He twists everything you say into an argument to use against you! He just now told me that I'm a selfish idiot who thinks everything's about me. Wanna know why? Because I yelled at him to stop making pig noises. Don't laugh because it's seriously not funny. For basically all my life I've been futiley trying to be a vegetarian because I was raised, by Shari, with an immense amount of compassion for the hundreds of sentient creatures slaughtered every day so that gluttons like me can take comfort in stuffing their faces with death. But for some reason I just can't do it! And everytime we eat meat, I'm sure that's an exaggeration but it seems like every time, he makes these stupid animal noises, imitating what we just ate. Every time he does it I tell him to stop because it shoves in my face the fact that by eating that meat I made myself a hypcrite. So this time I told him to stop, but he kept doing it, so I totally blew up and shouted at him to stop. Then it was silent for a long time. When dinner was over he asked me about it, the same way he always does. Calm, polite, friendly, joking even. I always think 'maybe this time will be different, maybe he won't shove his stupid arguments down my throat, maybe he'll listen resonably to what I have to say' but it's never different. Never. So when he asked me why I think he makes those noises, I told him 'I think you make those noises because it irritates me. Not that you know the reason that it irritates me, just to irritate me.' he went on to tell me 'You need to think that maybe it's not (insert derisive, mocking tone here) all about you. Maybe I'm just making those sounds because I feel like it! I'm not going to stop making animal noises at the dinenr table (again with the tone) just becauase YOU tell me to!' so I told him 'Every time you make thoses noises I tell you to stop, it obviously bothers me, so why can't you just stop making the sounds?' and he tells me 'You can't just make everyone around you do what you say! It's your fault, not mine! I'm not making you miserable, you are.' That's when I started crying and walked away, like I always do. Like the idiot I am. He mocked me, he insulted me, he made me cry; because I asked him to stop making pig noises at the dinner table. What the fuck am I supposed to do with my life?