Ooooh, I'm Sorry. The Correct Answer Was:

I FUCKING HATE MY DAD!! He's such an asshole! I can't even describe it! He twists everything you say into an argument to use against you! He just now told me that I'm a selfish idiot who thinks everything's about me. Wanna know why? Because I yelled at him to stop making pig noises. Don't laugh because it's seriously not funny. For basically all my life I've been futiley trying to be a vegetarian because I was raised, by Shari, with an immense amount of compassion for the hundreds of sentient creatures slaughtered every day so that gluttons like me can take comfort in stuffing their faces with death. But for some reason I just can't do it! And everytime we eat meat, I'm sure that's an exaggeration but it seems like every time, he makes these stupid animal noises, imitating what we just ate. Every time he does it I tell him to stop because it shoves in my face the fact that by eating that meat I made myself a hypcrite. So this time I told him to stop, but he kept doing it, so I totally blew up and shouted at him to stop. Then it was silent for a long time. When dinner was over he asked me about it, the same way he always does. Calm, polite, friendly, joking even. I always think 'maybe this time will be different, maybe he won't shove his stupid arguments down my throat, maybe he'll listen resonably to what I have to say' but it's never different. Never. So when he asked me why I think he makes those noises, I told him 'I think you make those noises because it irritates me. Not that you know the reason that it irritates me, just to irritate me.' he went on to tell me 'You need to think that maybe it's not (insert derisive, mocking tone here) all about you. Maybe I'm just making those sounds because I feel like it! I'm not going to stop making animal noises at the dinenr table (again with the tone) just becauase YOU tell me to!' so I told him 'Every time you make thoses noises I tell you to stop, it obviously bothers me, so why can't you just stop making the sounds?' and he tells me 'You can't just make everyone around you do what you say! It's your fault, not mine! I'm not making you miserable, you are.' That's when I started crying and walked away, like I always do. Like the idiot I am. He mocked me, he insulted me, he made me cry; because I asked him to stop making pig noises at the dinner table. What the fuck am I supposed to do with my life?

Taking Cues

Ahm gunna copee juuuu!!

Yes, you heard right Brie, I'm about to do the exact same thing you did.

Name: Simone
- S'ok, never liked it that much, but it could be a lot worse XDD. It allows me to look more like your sister Brie (we all have French names >.<)

Appearance: 5'3", 140 lbs; long, curly blonde hair, too pale, blue eyes, normal facial structure, don't like my nose (too wide and annoying), chubby cheeks (blahh), nice cheekbones tho. Very average, very curvy (I like to say not fat... but it's not really my call XDD), not bad on muscle (I can run 2 miles... woot), too big hips.

Clothing: Black or teal/black jeans, t-shirt or tank top, converse or boots or birkenstocks, hoodie. That's pretty much my entire day-to-day wardrobe... woot. I will admit it - I love shopping... just not at designer stores for $500 scarves. Try Target, Hot Topic, H&M, B&N (lol). I like shooooooooooes.

Personality: I'm feminine... right? I mean... I wear make-up, I do girl stuff... I MENSTRUATE AND HAVE BIG BOOBS, ISN'T THAT FEMININE ENOUGH?? Lol, jk. I'm a total nerd/geek and wouldn't hesitate to kick someone's ass (except Pat's... he's kind of scary), but I'm femenine :D I leik boyyyz. But boys don't like me ;g; *sadness* Except Nate. But I don't like Nate. I mean... boys like me... but they don't LIKE me.

What I look for in a guy: Normal hair, brown or dyed, smart, funny, kind of romantic (but not creepily so). Someone I could just hang out with (you know... friends with benefits XDDD). Nice eyes, funny, not into sports (or at least not obsessed with them). I don't really have that high expectations; just a nice guy.

The World: It can be so beautiful, and it's ours for the taking, but we, being stupid, selfish teenagers, look around us and see a bleak, desolate wasteland. We don't look at the blooming roses or raspberries in winter. We don't see the 2 weeks of upcoming vacation (just the 2 weeks of school before it). Everyone says how terrible our world is, but it's also the most beautiful place we'll ever see in this like (it's the only place we'll see!!). Someday the world will open it's arms to us and the emo teenagers will realize what douchebags they are.

Peace out :D

Houston, We Have a Problem

*chht* "I only got 4 hours of sleep last night, I have my period (aka my internal organs are attempting to jump ship), and... okay, I don't have a third thing, but still! The first two suck >.< On a lighter note, I've been having so much fun writing random (sort of terrible) poetry lately! Thanks for reading it, Brie, lol, I love you. I've been writing about 2 poems every day and I'm starting to get better at it. My poetry is getting more structured and is starting to get less and less abstract. I'm actually looking for references and things to write about instead of just sitting around and saying "I'm going to write poetry now." And guess what! I haven't used the word soul for about nine poems! I've used death in, I think, 4, but hey! That's an improvement!! I'm getting less derpressing!! Go me!

I know how totally inspiring this is for you, Brie. If I can find a way to make my poetry not horribly depressing then you can raise your grade in French :) Try not to worry about it too much, it's only going to make things worse. Your smart, I KNOW you can do this, you just have to concentrate. I'll do my part and stop randomly talking to you during class :D

Well, I'm going to get to sleep in the hope of obtaining a full 8 and a half hours of sleep tonight! Oww, my tummy *sadness*" over *chht*

Sexual Harassment!!

I know nobody reads this blog (Brie probably doesn't either since I hardly ever post anymore!), but I just got totally sexually harassed! So I was at Jason's party (my really nice, uber nerdy friend), where Dylan McNamara totally tickle raped me. While Brianne watched. Those bitches. I mean, not really, but still. I got tickled *sadness*. Lol, jk. I mean, not really, but still. Like, it's not serious or anything, but I don't want to look like a slut or something! I didn't ask him to randomly tickle me (LYING ON THE FLOOR W/ HIM ON TOP OF ME!!) for like 20 mins. So ya... that was kind of weird lol. It's not that big of a deal. I'm good. Bye :D

Azula

The finale of Avatar had major Azula character development (i.e. faults). Azula was always sort of the perfect villain, she was in the same league as Voldemort and the Volturi: seemingly unbeatable. But the final episode showed her stupidity and it really made me feel bad for her. Not quite as much as, say, Ari or Zuko since she didn't have that "I just wanted to be loved" thing going for her, but still. She grew up in such a dysfunctional family, what with her mother gone and her father evil incarnate. It's just sad that she, rightly, had no faith in those around her. Obviously this was because she had no reason to trust them, she developed absolutely no personal relationships whatsoever. It was the same with the The Beach, she was incredibly unpopular at the local party merely because she had no experience trying to be liked. She was constantly blocking out every sign of the necessity of love so that she would be able to gain the power she so desired. She found that being feared was much easier than being loved, which is really, really sad since that never works out well.

Also, I read Death Be Not Proud, and Johnny Gunther, to me, is exactly who Edward would have been as a human (if he had an incurable brain tumor (and no I didn't just ruin the story if you haven't read it, you know that from the beginning)) which is cool... exept for the dying part *tear*.

Stupid Dad...

I just want my dad to leave. Seriously. I want him to move out. I used to think of Brie's arrangement like "Poor Brie, she must be so upset that her dad moved out, I love having mine around!", now I'm JEALOUS! Her dad is nice, he takes her to football games, reads books she likes, isn't OBSESSED with her and her sisters doing well in school. I am so goddamn fucking jealous. Not that I hate my dad or anything, I just wish I could have her arrangement, see him every other weekend, something like that. Right now every time I see him it irritates me, just seeing him. If we're watching a movie I just pray that he doesn't join us. When we go places, same deal. I'm terrified that he's going to ruin our trip to Germany. I LOVE Germany, and I only get to go every other year! Now he's going to be like "Oh, let's go talk to the locals, let's do this and that... But wait! You guys made plans? I FUCKING HATE PLANS! Fine! Let's do what you want, I'll just get no input whatsoever and sit over here in this corner and DIE!" NOT THAT HE GIVES ANY INPUT VOLUNTARILY! We have to beat it out of him! He's always condescending or patronizing in some way, it's indefatigable! He perpetually complains about how we're watching too much tv, playing too much computer, WHAT THE FUCK ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? Stephen isn't studying enough? WHAT THE HELL IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING? And he doesn't even try to set limits, it's not like "I want you guys to limit your tv to 2 and a half hours per day" it's "I'M GONNA TAKE AWAY THE DAMN TV, THEN WHAT'LL YOU DO?". He's just a bastard. A bastard that I wish would move out. Unfortunately my mom's income alone wouldn't be enough to sustain us in this house, so... that's not going to happen. Damn. Sorry Brie, I know this post is a hypocritical mess... but still.

First Kiss?

I just had my first kiss playing spin the bottle at a birthday party. It was with a kid named Elijah who I've known (and been very platonic friends with) since fourth grade. It was surprisingly comfortable. I guess I'm just a born romancer >.< jk. It was interesting though, I got to see lots of straight guys kiss each other, that was pretty hilarious. Sooo... peace out y'all :D
-Simone

Gabrielle

Brie, I know this will sound kind of harsh but bear with me it's good. You need to stop being so unnecessarily cynical in your blog. You're really not a huge cynic, trust me, I know you. But I'm the same way, everyone is, stuff sucks more when you're alone, but you need to calm yourself. Of course your mom wants you to be the best you can be, she's your mother! She's trying to help you because she loves you! Writers' block is natural and you'll overcome it. And high school romance? Brie, stop lying to yourself; the moment a nice, smart, sarcastic guy who annoys the hell out of you and makes your insides melt comes along you'll forget you ever scorned "high school romance". Again, trust me, I know you. The message of this entry is: STOP BITCHING. I don't mean stop whining, whining is a necessary part of the human lifecycle, I just mean stop bitching, stop making things worse for yourself. Your life does not suck, nor does mine. We both have people who love us, we're smart, we're not starving prostitutes, and we've got each other (and we're better than Corinne *cough*). Brie, I love you no matter what comes... in the platonic sense of the word... you know what I mean >.< Seriously.

Peace out ^.^

P.S. wall-e was so cute, I saw it with Shira and a bunch of people I don't know.

Blech...

I feel kind of... blech today. Whatever. Not great, not total crap. Just kind of crap. Well, see you later...

Look out Brie...

41%

Just hope our plane doesn't crash land in a desolate area... dun dun dun.

I'm Creative!

73%

WOOT!

Oh ya!

36% Geek

You know you love me... :D

Sweet!

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Cha-ching!

Oh Shit...

36%

Well, I'm screwed... Nice, huh?

Retake!

22

I say that I could take 21 since the first time I got 20, but now I've got 22 :D

A little book called The Thirteenth Tale

It was so good. Seriously. Go read it. It was freaking awesome. That's my incredibly articulate description... :D I'm pretty bored now. Brie's at her dad's house... I'm doing nothing. YAY! But I have nothing to do this weekend. IT'S AWESOME! No stressfull Science Fair or any of that b/s. My brother's downstairs watching Troy. I'm here... doing this. Yee... I wish Brie was here lol. I'm not lonely, per se. Just bored. I'm listening to I Want Your Girlfriend to Be My Girlfriend Too by Reel Big Fish. I like this song. Now it's over... Now I'm listening to Foundations by Kate Nash :D. Woot. Still bored. Nothing new on Dev. I tried making T-shirts on cafepress but I don't have photoshop :'(. Sadness. So cha... Still bored. Oh! I'm really really excited about the Twilight movie (out in December I believe) which looks to be much better than Blood and Chocolate (maybe they'll actually read more of the book than the dust jacket XD). I must say that I'm totally smitten with Robert Pattinson, he's quite the smexy vampiric fiend XD, but I'm not sure about the girl (I can't even remember her name...). I love Kellan (Emmett) and Jackson (Jasper), not sure about Alice and Rose (can't remember their names either... maybe I'm prone to remembering the names of all the gorgeous men...). But... yes, it looks to be good so far. I'm also happy about the new Avatar episodes (May 6th? I think) Can't wait! Well, talk to ya soon... :D

Me, lonely? Pshh... Nah...

Lie. Lie. Lie. So lonely. I'm back to the lovely state when I just want, you know, someone. Like there's something missing. Sometimes I get all stupid and girlish and I just want someone for the sake of having a 'boyfriend' (not often, that state is vaugely sickening) but this is so different. I want someone because... I don't know. Gabrielle (and I know you'll end up reading this) is the best best friend I could ask for, but there's a big difference between a best firnd and... that other thing, lol. But yes, I would rather have you, Brie, than... that other thing (I can't bring myself to say it). I just wish I could have both. Almost worse than the fact that I don't have anyone is that there's no one to have! All the guys at our school suck. At least in that sense... Well, I'm gonna go write myself some dark poetry, lol. Mr Beutel never gave me my ticket to emoland *sadness*. Bye *dejected puppy smile*

5 year olds?!?!

20

LOL!! Bring it on damn 5 year olds! Teehee :D!

A Drowned Maiden's Hair

I just finished it (well, started and finished... I started it @ about 3:00 today and just finished it). It was fantastic, I highly recommend it. The character development was fantastic. It's an orphan story with some bizarre twists set in the early 1900's. The main character was this freaky mixture of Claidi, Max, and Ari. Weird huh? There's the whole "I just want to be loved" thing, but she's also a strong-willed troublemaker, but she's also tempted by pretty things and adventure and in the wrong place at the wrong time (in the outhouse singing the Battle Hymn of the Republic when Hyacinth Hawthorne came looking for an orphan to adopt... that was one damn weird sentence.) Well, that's all for now. Good night!

Kate Nash

I have become addicted to the song Birds by Kate Nash. I can't stop listening to it! Well, I finally finished Pride and Prejudice, and I'm pretty happy right now. I miss it though, it was there for, like, 3 weeks, and now it's gone, I kind of feel like a piece of me is missing... It's really odd. I mean, I get really attached to stuff, books especially, I love books, but I didn't really realize how much I liked Pride and Prejudice until it was gone. *Sigh* Well, on the ninteenth information is being released about Sims 3 (sweet!) and I'm still waiting for Fable 2 updates. Well, that's all, I guess. Oh! I started reading, umm, I think it's called A Drowned Maiden's Hair. Like, just started, so I have no idea whether it's good or not, but it's not a very high reading level XD. I also finished Nancy Drew 17 (PC game) for the second time, such a good game! And now I'm listening to Foundations by Kate Nash, love this song too. I wish Shinga would put up a new comic... Well, bye!

Get Down With the Sickness

No, I will not! If you haven't already guessed, I'm sick... AGAIN! So woo... What's worse is that I have to play basketball tomorrow, I know, I know: What's so bad about basketball? I suck. No, no, no, I'm beyond sucking, it's ridiculous how bad I am at basketball. We also play 3 on 3 basketball, and I play with Gabrielle (who also sucks) and someone else (who doesn't suck), so there's no sitting out and letting the team handle it... It's not really fair, our teacher sucks at basketball, yet she still makes us play it. But she does overlook Gabrielle and my mostly not playing, which is nice of her. Yes, I like my teacher. But still, I don't like basketball. What I do like however are bad Nancy Drew computer games. Esp. the new one, which I am currently replaying. Yay! So, that's it for now. G'night!

Howdy

I recently made a death threat to Neil Cicierega (as a part of his Send Neil Death Threats contest, so no, I am not a homicidal psychopath.) which was really fun to make since I got to use my apathetic Azula impression (no, not PAthetic, APAthetic...). I love doing voices that terrify Brie, also faces that terrify everyone else :D. I'm still really obsessed with Fable 2, and I'm really excited since Brie's dad said if she continues to get good grades, he'll get her an Xbox 360. That way she and I can play F2 together, squee! Exciting stuff, eh? On Friday night I slept @ her house. We stayed up 'til 11:30 playing Extreme Twister (to the max), so now I'm really sore, blech. I'm also getting sick, AGAIN! My nose is stuffy, my ears are pressurized, my throat hurts, and my head is pounding. So that sucks. But other than that, life's pretty good. So, see y'all later :)

Squish

I'm so excited! I don't know what I'm excited about, but I'm excited. I LOVE POTATO SALAD!! That was random... I bought a bunch'a new music off iTunes, Sandstorm, Feel the Beat, Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Pt. 1, Superman, New Soul, and a ton of others, which is nice. So, life's pretty good. Oh, I just read a new Twilight comic on Dev (well, it was yesterday... but still) which was probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen. And Brie sent me some Irish rock music (Seven Deadly Sins - Flogging Molly) which is awesome. So... cha. Splee. Night all!

I'm Back, Baby!

So, ya. I haven't posted in, oh, about forever, so I thought I should :). I am currently obsessing over a number of things: 1. FABLE 2!!!! AAAAAAH I WANT IT SOOOOO BADLY!! 2. Breaking Dawn (4th book in Twilight series, coming out in August this year) AAAAAAH I WANT IT SOOOOO BADLY!! 3. My piano just got delivered, yay! 4. My current state of indefatigable boredom. 5. The Host (another Stephenie Meyer book I want)

Other than that it's just the normal obsessions: Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Fang, FanArt, Avatar, Head Trip, etc. Well, I guess I'll talk to ya'll later, I know how much you missed me (ha!) so I'll try to keep posting regularly.

Comment!

I got a comment on my new poem "New Poem", lol. It was a good comment, so yay! Here's the poem:

Life, Love, and Fantasy.
What are all these things to me?
Aside from words I can't define?
Aside from merely states of mind?

Heaven, Hell, and Earthly Worlds.
How will time itself unfurl?
With spoken wordAnd careful hand
Time is all that life demands.

As life is born and dying dies
We diconnect all Earthly ties.
We cast aside our Earthly woes
What lies next, no one knows.

Nice huh? I wrote that @ like midnight because I was bored, lol. Thx for the comment FreckledAngel, wherever you are : )

Hi!

Hello, Jordan! I absolutely love Maximum Ride. It's one of my favorite book series, along with about a million others, lol. I've been reading Eragon lately, and it's been ticking me off. Actually it's not really the book Eragon, so much as the character Eragon who's anoying. He can't seem to accept anything and I keep thinking up hilarious situations involving him and some rather unfortunate business... Well, I suppose I should go to bed... splee. Night all!

:) Yay!

I feel better now, slightly. Oh, who am I kidding? I feel fine! Wonderful, peachy, woo. Normal (ya right!) Simone :) I finished all my homework, though I REALLY don't want to run the mile tomorrow, but after that it'll be Friday, then a 3 day weekend which is WONDERFUL!! And I was so depressed I didn't even talk about Tristan! He's a knight, he's gorgeous (longish brown hair, amber eyes, knight-like body (lol)), he's really nice, and he's really funny. He's pretty awesome, but I think I have to put him underneath Jacob (I must go and change that). So I'll see ya'll later!

New Addition

If you will refer to the list at the bottom of this page you will see that I have added a new person to said list. Tristan from Song of the Sparrow. He's cool. I'm also extremely depressed (I want to talk about it, but only with a trained psychologist) and may not be at school tomorrow (jury's still out on that). Life sucks, bye.

Wow

Wow, sorry I haven't been on in so long! Brie just created a new RP, unfortunately the only players we have so far are me, her, and her sister (plus an idiotic Maple Story spammer...) My life is suckish right now. I'm stressed over History Day, over my retarded P.E. project, over everything pretty much. I look like hell and I'm exhausted. Yay... So that about wraps up the last 2 or 3 weeks og my life, right. Talk to ya later.

Oooh Lala

Today while rollerblading at the dog park I saw the most incredibly gorgeous guy ever. I only saw him for about 20 seconds, but still... He had a little doggie that looked just like Java (Brie's dog) but the dog's name was Buster (I know because he said "Come here Buster" in this really nice voice as I was rolling past). He had longish dark brown hair and brown eyes and he was wearing a hoodie and jeans (or maybe cords, I'm not sure), but he looked just like I envisioned Michael would and his dog looked just like I always thought Pavlov should. It was awesome. Oh! HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Sorry I forgot about that, heh. I'm gonna go to bed now, maybe reread one of the best parts of Eclipse again or a funny part from Princess Mia (are there any? it was pretty depressing what with the Michael thing and the cistern thing...), so good night. *contented sigh*